snadwich: hmm this porn really needs more character development
me driving my mom down from Boston for 6 hours was an awful experience. God damn that woman.
New Jersey General Assembly Passes Marijuana... →
weedporndaily: (NORML) The New Jersey General Assembly voted 44-30 in favor of A1465, a bill that would remove criminal penalties for the possession of approximately one-half ounce of marijuana. The measure had previouslybeen unanimously approved by the Members of the state Assembly Judiciary Committee. The measure now awaits action from the state Senate. If you live in New Jersey, you...
fuck my job
NEVER use MOZZARELLA in your OMELET as a substitute for ACTUAL cheese. Also, Russians are fucking crazy man.
It is time
I am going to clean some things up my room my car my luife myface myspace
blah blah blah
Yeah, I graduated high school.
Here is a guide to stress relief
Protip(s): Go running Run as hard as you can Run with a significant other Find a nice, secluded, shady spot. Fuck Have the wildest, dirtiest, hottest sex imaginable Cool off Drink cold water High fives all around
“That pregnant slut’s been playing us like a cheap fiddle.”
Not studying for Calc or Physics finals tomorrow. Dare I say it..
I’m so fucking addicted to men’s fashion.
turns out the sequel was a lot better. I love David Lynch.
Anyone want to see pictures of me impersonating...
My hair is almost like his, but his mastery over his hair is much greater than mine. That, and I’m half asian. And my skin is much darker.
Anonymous asked: Who is she, is that what's wrong?
and just like that, she was gone.
I am sad, and I am angry.
WHERE IS EVERYONE!?
I’m filming today and I texted everyone (albeit at midnight) and I have yet to get a response from anyone. I am scared. We are filming at 6-7pm ish though.
My friend's descent into madness.
I have a friend. He likes this girl. Well it’s been an on/off thing for him for awhile. We have had many conversations about this particular female and we have both agreed that she is a soul-sucking bitch. However, he is somehow compelled to keep talking to her. No matter what I say, there is nothing I can do to stop him from being “reeled” back to her. He does not have any...
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my English teacher, (Strachan), spacebagged a kid in my class today.
Do you ever eat really greasy food that’s pretty great but then want to kill yourself after eating all that shit. Oh my god..
I get to meet a girl tomorrow. Excitement.
Awards are such bullshit, but hey free dinner!
there are rats in my walls and in my head