cranked out the rest of my paper in 2 hours whilst drunk.
so I met that girl in real life who has the ‘inhale’ and ‘exhale’ tats. She isn’t that interesting.
in the words of kid cudi… “oh my god… why did I drink so much and smoke so much ohHhhH..”
Yo if you support Keynesian economics you better not get mad when I break your car windows in the middle of the night, nawmsayin?
facebook is disgusting me right now
it’s weird, I only have the urge to smoke cigarettes when I’m drunk. When I’m sober I don’t have any desire to do it. I don’t get this whole nicotine is addictive thing.
I fucking love college.
I fucking hate how a good majority of the bros at the gym smell like ass. My room mate also smells like ass most of the time. Fuck man.
You are kinda disgusting, man.

baha relevant.
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